Hey, I don’t have anything against the wipes, hell I use them. I just don’t carry a big box of them to the john with me at work. If you must use them at work, put them in a zip lock bag and stick the bag in your pocket.

I can’t figure the “goggles” and didn’t even notice them until you pointed them out. What’s up with that?

In a world where Hollywood thinks SUVs are evil, I drive a Jeep. In a world where electricity is at a premium, I run three computers and air conditioning all year round. In a world where Sheryl Crow is advertising one square per visit, I have re-adopted baby wipes.

After a visiting friend+baby left a box of them, I thought ‘What the hell?’ … and I’m never going back.

Now when I go to Costco and the checkout lady looks at my box of “Light Days” feminine pads, twin tubs of cottage cheese, and the jumbo box of Kirkland baby wipes, and says “how nice that your wife is at home with the baby, boy or girl?”…

I have to respond, “I’m not married and I don’t even have a girlfriend. The pads are for my bitch in heat, the cottage cheese is for my dog, and the baby wipes… well, um, they’re for the troops over seas. Yeah, the troops.”

It’s not like she’s my shrink or priest or anything. Stupid check out people, mind your own damn business!

As for Cottonelle, come on, they have a cute puppy in goggles advertising their wipes!
http://www.cottonelle.com/images/products/img_flushable.jpg
As if, well, the dog were flushable too. Why else would he have goggles? Is he there in the john expecting some splash back or something? I don’t let my dogs see me naked, they certainly don’t need goggles when I’m exercising my right to be a man baby in the head.

Goggles? What advertising genius thought of that.